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Mom: why are you doing that?
Me: Because Sherlock holmes did it.
Mom: if Sherlock Holmes jumped off a buildin-
Me: *gross sobbing*
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Some jobs are just too tough for your average fast-talking, high-tech gun-for-hire. Sometimes, to get the job done right? You need someone crazier than a sack’a ferrets. You need Wade Wilson - the Crimson Comedian, the Regeneratin’ Degenerate, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool.
Avengers Assemble Outfits
I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.
GIMME
holD UP IS THAT A VERSAEMERGE BRACELET FOR HAWKEYE JFC
give me haWKEYE AND COULSON
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